dumbjabronimotherfucker:

I think god wants me to smoke weed.

I’ve been smoking weed since I was 12, whenever I had no money I’d still get like a $20 no matter what, like my friends would get some and give me some, sometimes I’d find it on the street, on the bus, in taxi’s, I even found it in my teachers fucking art room, and I always ended up getting smoked up atleast once a day, so I haven’t seen my dad since I was 4, and I had no idea what he’s like, so my grandma decided to fly me over for 3 months, so I had no weed.. Little did I know my dad smoked like a motherfucker, and gave me like 8 joints a day, smoked bongs & pipes, he even taught me how to make a pipe out of an asthma inhaler, so everyday I smoked there to.. when it was time to leave, my flight got cancelled, so I had to catch 2 flights to get back home (Australia), so this flight was like 27 hours all up or something I can’t remember.. the last flight was the longest, which was 16 hours, guess who sits next to me.. some hipster with a bunch of weed magazines, and a bad full of lunch with some familar smelling brownies.. I said what were they, he got paranoid and I told him to relax and just give me some, and he did.. it was so cash.

Anyway, I’m smoking weed everyday now to, and barely even pay for it..